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Fuckgustonite

  • Aug 23, 2025
  • 1 min read

An incredibly rare gemstone only found nearby undersea volcanoes. Emits fuck particles and is the 3rd most common cause of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanofuckiosis

 
 
 

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